One day I was walking in the woods. Before we move on, you need to know I am not a crazy human, I am a turkey. When I was walking in the woods some weirdo tried to kill me! It was one of those crazy humans. When he came, I had to do something quick because he had a weapon! So I started to dance and say  “Everybody dance now!” in a weird voice. Then he turned around and said  “I’m not eating that turkey for Thanksgiving! It’ll make my family crazy!” Then that made me remember something. “TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING!!!” I yelled. It was a dumb idea to say that out loud because some hunters, pilgrims, and Indians circled around me. But then I said “Beware the turkey of greatness!”  They all laughed. Then I flew up in the air and flew into a hole that someone or something dug deep in the ground. Then the hunters, the pilgrims, and the Indians stopped laughing and walked away. Then  I finally got out of the hole and I realized that Thanksgiving was over! Oh boy, I can’t wait until winter!